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Happy Festivus? :-D

What, no excellent holiday snark?

You're all much much nicer than I am.

Or maybe just too freakin' tired.

I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I really wish I could ask Santa for spoons for Christmas.

Happy Holidays, y'all!!!

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lesbido
Dec. 22nd, 2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
Well I haven't visited my family yet and that ex-nurse has shaped-up lately (as we finally called him out on the snark in front of his superiors), but my family usually provides pretty snark-worthy posts.
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
looking forward to it!
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lesbido
Dec. 22nd, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Wow. This person sounds like they're immensely popular.

And by immensely I mean not at all.
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wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
this.
seth_unholy
Dec. 22nd, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
For christmas, I want my school to stop fighting me and just let me bring my goddamn service dog to school, rather than insisting that because I don't have a diagnosis yet (we've been searching for one for a while) my horrible balance problems among other things "doesn't rise to the level of disability, and cannot be accomodated." Mmkay then.
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
after the break, bring the dog and tell them you've developed situational blindness.

Their stupidity makes you unable to see straight!
moonlithoughts
Dec. 22nd, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
I'm not leaving for the parent's house until tomorrow. And joyfully, my mom's side of the family will all be out of state, and my dad's side isn't getting together!
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
woo hoo!
violet_tigress1
Dec. 22nd, 2010 11:13 pm (UTC)
Too. Much.
violet_tigress1
Dec. 23rd, 2010 01:08 am (UTC)
I wish that I could go to sleep & wake up with an entirely different life.
kittenmommy
Dec. 23rd, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)

I think pretty much everyone on the planet has had that wish at one point or another! I know I have!
fallconsmate
Dec. 23rd, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
One of my two children will be here for a week starting dec 26, I'm not cooking ANYTHING, today was our second anniversary, the liver biopsy wasn't as bad as I feared, and there's a wee little black poodle taking up half the couch cushion so that I can't move or get up without her knowing. Hee!
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:30 pm (UTC)
excellent!!!

My kitties are great for forcing me to stay in my chair to meet their demands for more pets NAOW.
babyslime
Dec. 23rd, 2010 06:35 am (UTC)
I have a good one from my daughter's Christmas concert... with this prompting I'll post it here. ;)
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
hee hee

more snark for me for Xmas! Hurray!
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paraxeni
Dec. 23rd, 2010 06:45 pm (UTC)
I'm fed up of people saying "OH WOW YOU LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT, GOOD FOR YOU!" to my partner. Yes she lost 4 stones in 6 weeks, but it is fucking DANGEROUS and only happened because she'd had major surgery and was in too much pain to eat. But hey, she's thinner now and therefore a much better person, even though her health has suffered and both of us have lapsed into severely disordered eating patterns as a result. Fucking hard to think "Must fuel my body, healthier is better than thinner, my worth is not in my waist size" when she's being told how OMG BRILLIANT she is for dropping weight and how TINY TINY she is. Especially at Christmas. And will she eat properly now she's healed from surgery? Nope. Especially because of the dipshit insensitive fucks who added "Another two stones and you'll look great". Yes. That's what she needs to do, lose a total of 84lbs in six weeks. That'll do wonders for her health!
wombathouse
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:32 pm (UTC)
The Will To Be Stupid Is Very Strong.

I recommend responding to these folks that they too can lose weight the same way she has, with just a slight tweaking:
they can just have a limb or two amputated. Same result.

:D
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